NOZAKI: How do you feel?
SAKURA: Sort of leisurely.
ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

His username is Patroclus. His password is also Patroclus.
Odysseus, on Achilles, Book 7 (via incorrectiliad)

ragingqueermisandrist:

protarchaeopteryx:

Stop using “asexuals are only 1% of the population” as an excuse to dismiss them or try to invalidate people because you know how many people are on this fucking planet? Over seven billion people.

So you know how much “1% of the population” is?? Over seventy million people.

That’s double the size of the entire population of Canada. The entire population of Canada could be asexual.

shhh nobody’s supposed to know

underwater-sexuals:

"I didn’t really ship it and then I read a fanfic" - a novel by me

Haru: i dont swim competitively
Rin: yo
Haru: *rips off shirt* u wanna fuckin go

I’m not against socializing, so long as it’s not tiring.

t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

"Rogers-Barnes. It does have a nice ring to it."