rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"
Okay but like there’s barely any English around here. 

But the instructions on how to change the roll of toilet paper are not only in English, but French too.

Okay but like there’s barely any English around here.

But the instructions on how to change the roll of toilet paper are not only in English, but French too.

Oh my God I have home internet again after a painful 3 weeks.

I would like to take this moment to thank Starbucks for not only being 45 minutes away from my apartment but also for requiring an account (that you set-up online) to have access to their wi-fi (i.e. “online”). Thanks.

I would also like to thank my internet installer and provider for not explaining a thing and giving me a CD incompatible with my computer. Really, I couldn’t have done this without you guys, thanks.

Please also give a round of applause to the 5-minutes-away McDonald’s that advertises their wi-fi but doesn’t actually have it. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

All in all, I’m happy about this new addition to my life. I missed ya, old friend.

I’m in Japan!!

ukaku:

comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like

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This time of year last year, I was walking my friends’ dog while they were on vacation and thought it’d be cool to go to Japan.

And now I’m leaving this week.

I get things done.

airgeatlamh:

JK Rowling said she would have made Seamus/Dean canon but she felt it would be distracting from the main trio

Literally how much space do you need to have a line about Dean asking Seamus to the Yule ball

Look, I’ll try

"Parvati had tried to ask Dean to the ball, but he told her he was going with Seamus instead."

DONE

joshpeck:

this is the single greatest thing i have watched in my existence

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with